Thus Spake Jordanustra

Before today, I didn’t even know it was POSSIBLE to get a blister under one’s toenail.

A POX UPON YE, BLISTER FROM HELL.  Thy pain is mighty!  Thou shalt not escape my sterilized needle for long.

So I hear if you use the red-hot tip of a heated paperclip you can bore a hole through your nail to pop the thing.  Wish me luck.